What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !