What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.