What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off