Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.