What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.