What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."