Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
San Diego.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
because the population is always Dublin.
Dead in a tunnel.
Because he stays low key
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
Secret Asians.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
The recycle bin.
I haven’t been anywhere!
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Sundae School
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
