Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
San Diego.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
Heman-giomas
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Usain Balti..
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
One two flea - go
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
Sir.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
