How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.