Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent