Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

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Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.