Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
By the vote of the Erectional College...
You'll never be president, Jeb.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
Reuse and Recycle
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
Flip flops
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.