Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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