What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.