What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.