What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!