What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor