Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.