How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.