How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings