Because 30 is too many!
I feel like a kid again
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.