Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."