Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
It was a high school.
Broccoli
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."