Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
The jury store
Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.
A tardigrade!
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
She is a woman.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
It's a Moray."
Cugat to love my jokes !
Cow chow!
A charmer farmer!
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Full speed ahead!"
she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Trust Me..."
Sigourney "Weaver" :P
