Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.