How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden