How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden