A. They were really put out.
Take his spade away.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
It makes them feel popular.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Adam and Eve
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Because he was biting.
The Garden of Eden
