In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
They make up everything.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
Subtractem
It's Christmas, Eve!
Christmas Adam
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
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It's Christmas, Eve."
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
You owe Eve an O.
He raised Cain.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Parents.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Adam up and tell me the total !
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Adam you gotta try this!
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
What did you think it would be, you racist?
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Both are food from aloft!
They lived harpily ever after!
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
The Garden of Eden
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
Insufficient funds.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
Gross