What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."