What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.