What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!