What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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I don't know, ask Dave.

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It doesn't sit well.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man