What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.