What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.