What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !