How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect