What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!