Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.