Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.