What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality