What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.