Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !