Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)