Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.