What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field