What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.