What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field