Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.