Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.