Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.