Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.