Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.