What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin