Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks