Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!