How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Coca Cola Jokes More Coca Cola Jokes

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop