How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.