What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any