What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.