How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.