How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.