How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.