How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.