How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.