How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.