How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!