How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.