How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose