Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Mellow.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
You don't - they're born that way.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Pick up lines
Natural selection.
Nailed it
They are German and a tad-Polish"
