How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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Which number confuses people?

82

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink