How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!