What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!