School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.