School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus