What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!