What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.