What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils