How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.