How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat