How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.