How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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His mouth is moving.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level