Stage Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

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Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "