What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.