Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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