What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."