What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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He cracks up

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Tooth hurty

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Honey, why the wrong face

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

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I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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