What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile