Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It'll dim sum
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Microwaves!
He gets stumped.
It made him shy!
Tony. :)
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
Molestation.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
a Kimono
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
A necrophiliac.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
cha ching
An hour later you're hungry for power.