Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!