My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A: A-cue-stick.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Ginger snaps.
Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.
