Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3