Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.